Approaching Perfection

I have a problem with you if...

you drive a Hummer
you like Hummers
you illegally park in a handicapped spot
you have tattoos of barb wire or Chinese/Japanese symbols you can't pronounce
you don't recycle
you drink macro beer and say you like it
you listen to Nickelback, Blink 182, Hoobastank, or The Killers
you enjoy Leno
you find no humor in Seinfeld, The British Office, or Mr. Bean.
you shop at Wal-Mart
you waste food
you have fake boobs
you don't eat your veggies
you drink soda and have issues with your weight
you make lists aimed at bringing others down, while forgetting the worst sinner I know is me.