identity

sing judges, i need your input.
how will i know if i can really sing?
my favorite music is by bands with numbers in their name.

food eater judges, try my food.
do you like the pairing of smoked goose with red lichen?
i tend to eat more cereal than school-aged-children.

talent judges, watch me perform.
can you believe i mastered this trick in only four years?
friends on facebook continue to rise

trainers, yell at me and improve my life.
will crying and drama with other obese humans help?
i can't identify a radish but synthetically charged sugar-free foods make me look great.

i'm so happy singers from boyz to men, independently wealthy gluttons, wives of bat eaters, and muscular calorie counters know greatness