the misplaced modifiers

I have not purchased
extras
specials
or
gifts.

Near the end
of my first month

I realize
I like
stuff

So much for saying no
to
me

Savant Gardener: 6'2 - nearly 170 pounds, and born exactly 100 years after the death of ralph waldo emerson. i was raised by a priest in calumet, michigan where i learned to always clean my plate. due to running so fast at the early age of four, i have since been slow at everything else. i just returned from a one-night world tour with alan sparhawk.

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